
“You Don’t Own Me.”

“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched

Miss Scare-olina 2019

Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019



Yes?






Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”

“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”

Queen of Cancers

“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf


Got crabs?

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West



Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021

I’m Batgirl


“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018


Wouldn’t it be loverly?

“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda

Your Sweetheart.

“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”

Housewife Realness.

Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!

“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”



Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021

“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”

“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga

House of Hasselback



“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti

“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

House of Hasselback

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Miss Tri-Cities 2017



Old Hollywood Drama.

“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz

Miss Scare-olina 2019


“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story

Miss Nutcracker 2019

“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson