Happy Holi-theys!
Miss Salem Witch 2018
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
House of Hasselback
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Housewife Realness.
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Sing out Louise!
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Old Hollywood Drama.
Miss TriPride 2018
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Salve Regina Bitches.
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
I’m Batgirl
Your Sweetheart.
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Queen Elizabeth of the South
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
House of Hasselback
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Yes?
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
The O’Hara-St. James
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“You Don’t Own Me.”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
