Happy Holi-theys!
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Miss TriPride 2018
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Old Hollywood Drama.
Sing out Louise!
I’m Batgirl
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Your Sweetheart.
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Salve Regina Bitches.
House of Hasselback
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
Housewife Realness.
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“You Don’t Own Me.”
Queen Elizabeth of the South
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Yes?
Miss Salem Witch 2018
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
House of Hasselback
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
