The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Housewife Realness.
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Yes?
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Happy Holi-theys!
Queen of Cancers
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
The O’Hara-St. James
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Sing out Louise!
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Scare-olina 2019
House of Hasselback
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
OoooW!
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss TriPride 2018
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
I’m Batgirl
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
House of Hasselback
Your Sweetheart.
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Got crabs?
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

