“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss TriPride 2018
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Happy Holi-theys!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Yes?
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Housewife Realness.
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
OoooW!
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Your Sweetheart.
Sing out Louise!
I’m Batgirl
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
House of Hasselback
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Got crabs?
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Queen of Cancers
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
House of Hasselback
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

