Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss TriPride 2018
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Sing out Louise!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Yes?
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Your Sweetheart.
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
I’m Batgirl
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Queen of Cancers
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Housewife Realness.
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Got crabs?
Happy Holi-theys!
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
The O’Hara-St. James
House of Hasselback
House of Hasselback
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
OoooW!
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

