Got crabs?
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Yes?
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
House of Hasselback
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
OoooW!
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss TriPride 2018
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Your Sweetheart.
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Sing out Louise!
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Housewife Realness.
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
House of Hasselback
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
I’m Batgirl
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Queen of Cancers
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Happy Holi-theys!
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

