Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
I’m Batgirl
OoooW!
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
The O’Hara-St. James
Happy Holi-theys!
Miss TriPride 2018
Got crabs?
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
House of Hasselback
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Housewife Realness.
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
House of Hasselback
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Queen of Cancers
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Sing out Louise!
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Your Sweetheart.
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Yes?
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

