
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda

“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

Miss Scare-olina 2019


“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!

Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I


Queen of Cancers


Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

I’m Batgirl

“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz

“You Don’t Own Me.”

“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga



“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”

“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew


“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched




Yes?

Old Hollywood Drama.


Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”

“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”

Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020


Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”




Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021

Miss Tri-Cities 2017

“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story

House of Hasselback

“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”

Miss Nutcracker 2019

Miss Scare-olina 2019

Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021



“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson


Housewife Realness.

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

House of Hasselback


Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Your Sweetheart.


“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Got crabs?

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson