Housewife Realness.
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Your Sweetheart.
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“You Don’t Own Me.”
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
House of Hasselback
House of Hasselback
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Yes?
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
I’m Batgirl
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
Old Hollywood Drama.
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
