
House of Hasselback

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

“You Don’t Own Me.”

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Yes?

Your Sweetheart.



Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021

“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga

Housewife Realness.

Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”

“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story

“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!

Queen of Cancers

Old Hollywood Drama.

“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti


“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”

“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

Got crabs?

Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I




House of Hasselback


“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

Miss Nutcracker 2019


“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf

Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020

“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”

Miss Scare-olina 2019

“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West


“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

Miss Scare-olina 2019

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018


“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda

“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”

I’m Batgirl

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”

“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018



Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

Miss Tri-Cities 2017



Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019


Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021





“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson