“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021
Miss Nutcracker 2019
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Old Hollywood Drama.
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
Yes?
Queen of Cancers
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Your Sweetheart.
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
House of Hasselback
Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“You Don’t Own Me.”
I’m Batgirl
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Got crabs?
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Housewife Realness.
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
House of Hasselback
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson
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