Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
House of Hasselback
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Queen of Cancers
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Happy Holi-theys!
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Yes?
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Your Sweetheart.
OoooW!
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Sing out Louise!
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Housewife Realness.
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
House of Hasselback
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Got crabs?
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss TriPride 2018
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
I’m Batgirl
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

