Miss TriPride 2018
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Your Sweetheart.
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Happy Holi-theys!
“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
The O’Hara-St. James
“You Don’t Own Me.”
House of Hasselback
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Salve Regina Bitches.
Sing out Louise!
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
House of Hasselback
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Yes?
Queen Elizabeth of the South
Old Hollywood Drama.
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
I’m Batgirl
Miss Salem Witch 2018
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Housewife Realness.
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
