“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Queen Elizabeth of the South
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Yes?
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss TriPride 2018
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
House of Hasselback
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Happy Holi-theys!
I’m Batgirl
The O’Hara-St. James
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Your Sweetheart.
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“You Don’t Own Me.”
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
Miss Salem Witch 2018
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Old Hollywood Drama.
Sing out Louise!
Salve Regina Bitches.
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
House of Hasselback
Housewife Realness.
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
