Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Queen of Cancers
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
OoooW!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
House of Hasselback
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Got crabs?
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
I’m Batgirl
Your Sweetheart.
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Yes?
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Sing out Louise!
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Housewife Realness.
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss TriPride 2018
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
House of Hasselback
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Happy Holi-theys!
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

