“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Housewife Realness.
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Your Sweetheart.
I’m Batgirl
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
House of Hasselback
Miss Nutcracker 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
House of Hasselback
Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“You Don’t Own Me.”
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Old Hollywood Drama.
Yes?
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Queen of Cancers
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
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Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson
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