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“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew

House of Hasselback

“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz

“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf

I’m Batgirl

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”

House of Hasselback

Your Sweetheart.

“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I

“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”

“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”

“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti

Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!

“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West

“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda

“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

Housewife Realness.

Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”

Miss Tri-Cities 2017

Like Mother Like Daughter.

“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story

Old Hollywood Drama.

“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”

“You Don’t Own Me.”

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”

Yes?

“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”