
Got crabs?

Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”

Old Hollywood Drama.



Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz

“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”

“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda

“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf




“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”


Your Sweetheart.

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Miss Quarantine Comedy Queen 2020



Yes?

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”


Queen of Cancers

Miss Nutcracker 2019


“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti



“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched


“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga

“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”

Miss Tri-Cities 2017

House of Hasselback


“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”


Miss Scare-olina 2019

Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I

“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

I’m Batgirl

Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021


“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019


House of Hasselback

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022


Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!

“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”


“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”

“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”

“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022

“You Don’t Own Me.”

Housewife Realness.

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Miss Scare-olina 2019

Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018

“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019

Mill City All American Goddess At Large 2021
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson