“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017 – “You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Happy Holi-theys!
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Salve Regina Bitches.
House of Hasselback
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Miss TriPride 2018
House of Hasselback
Your Sweetheart.
Old Hollywood Drama.
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Salem Witch 2018
Housewife Realness.
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“You Don’t Own Me.”
I’m Batgirl
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Yes?
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Sing out Louise!
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Tri-Cities 2017
Queen Elizabeth of the South
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
