Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Happy Holi-theys!
Housewife Realness.
The O’Hara-St. James
OoooW!
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Queen of Cancers
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Yes?
House of Hasselback
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Got crabs?
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
House of Hasselback
Your Sweetheart.
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
Sing out Louise!
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
I’m Batgirl
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss TriPride 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

