Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
I’m Batgirl
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Got crabs?
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Miss Scare-olina 2019
House of Hasselback
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Sing out Louise!
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Your Sweetheart.
Housewife Realness.
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Happy Holi-theys!
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
OoooW!
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Queen of Cancers
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss TriPride 2018
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
The O’Hara-St. James
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
House of Hasselback
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Yes?
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

