The O’Hara-St. James
“You may have a greater prince, but you shall never have a more loving prince.” -Elizabeth I
House of Hasselback
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Detail from “Odin Hanging From the World Tree.”
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Happy Holi-theys!
Your Sweetheart.
“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.” -Bewitched
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Salem Witch 2018
Queen Elizabeth of the South
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Housewife Realness.
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Salve Regina Bitches.
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss TriPride 2018
Sing out Louise!
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Old Hollywood Drama.
“And it means something else too, doesn’t it? I shall never ever grow up.” -Interview With The Vampire
“You Don’t Own Me.”
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
House of Hasselback
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
I’m Batgirl
Yes?
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Photos by Roxy Taylor and Schuylar Shayne
