“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
House of Hasselback
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Housewife Realness.
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Sing out Louise!
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Yes?
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss TriPride 2018
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Got crabs?
House of Hasselback
Happy Holi-theys!
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Your Sweetheart.
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
I’m Batgirl
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Queen of Cancers
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
OoooW!
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

