Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Housewife Realness.
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
House of Hasselback
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Happy Holi-theys!
I’m Batgirl
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
The O’Hara-St. James
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Your Sweetheart.
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss TriPride 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Scare-olina 2019
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
OoooW!
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Got crabs?
Sing out Louise!
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
House of Hasselback
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Queen of Cancers
Yes?
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

