Got crabs?
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
Your Sweetheart.
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Scare-olina 2019
OoooW!
Miss TriPride 2018
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
House of Hasselback
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
Yes?
Queen of Cancers
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Happy Holi-theys!
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
Sing out Louise!
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
The O’Hara-St. James
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Scare-olina 2019
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Housewife Realness.
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
House of Hasselback
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
I’m Batgirl
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

