Miss Scare-olina 2019
“In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan. Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone.” -Christina Rossetti
Sing out Louise!
Miss Asheville Sweetheart 2017
“Never forget that justice is what love looks like in public.” -Cornel West
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
Do you live in a “shithole” country and need to immigrate? Consider Sweden!
Miss Blue Ridge Pride 2015
Your Sweetheart.
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“Laugh, clown, at your broken love!” – From “Pagliacci”
OoooW!
“There I hung in the windy branches, for nine days as an offering to myself: Odin to Odin.” -From The Edda
“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?” -The Wizard of Oz
Miss TriPride 2018
“I wish I was a woman of about thirty-six dressed in black satin with a string of pearls.” – Daphne du Maurier, “Rebecca”
Miss Cabaret Sweetheart 2024
The O’Hara-St. James
“If you want me, meet me at Electric Chapel.” -Lady Gaga
House of Hasselback
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald from “The Great Gatsby”
They say the House of Hasselback is ON BROADWAY!
“Cry, Trojans, cry! A Helen and a woe: Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.” -Shakespeare, “Troilus and Cressida”
Miss Heart of Oklahoma Comedy Queen 2023
Happy Holi-theys!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Housewife Realness.
“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Miss Scare-olina 2019
House of Hasselback
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“I willingly accept Cassandra’s fate. To speak the truth, although believed too late.” -Anne Killigrew
Fly Midwest Comedy Queen! Flying direct from Asheville to Dayton and Asheville to Orlando!
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Got crabs?
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Like Mother Like Daughter.
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!” -West Side Story
Miss Scare-olina 2019
The 45th Miss Gay Tri-Cities
Wouldn’t it be loverly?
Miss Midwest Comedy Queen 2018
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
“Everything’s coming up roses, this time for me!” -From “Gypsy: A Musical Fable”
“A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced.” -From “The Little Mermaid”
“Her heaven will be a grand piano full of baked potatoes.” -From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
I’m Batgirl
Yes?
“Non, je ne regrette rien.” -Edith Piaf
Miss Gulf Coast Comedy Queen 2019
Miss Sylva Pride 2024
Queen of Cancers
Miss Gay North Carolina USofA At Large 2023
Miss Last Chance Comedy Queen 2022
“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby”
Photos by Roxy Taylor, Syd Parker, After Six Photography, and Loc Robertson

